There is an old vaudeville routine which appears in one of Abbott & Costello's movies which seems to be based on someone's experience of dealing with people with personalities much like those of the greens.

In the routine, Lou is told to deliver some straw hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company in Bagel Street. Along the way he meets a number of people who seem to have the same reaction which the greens have to the mention of the words Shooters & Fishers Party and Game Council. And with the same degree of rationality too.

So in the interests of not upsetting the greens, if you have to refer to the SFP just use the words Susquehanna Hat Company instead.

Here is the clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THZV5g1CNZM