A British doctor says, "Medicine in England is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we Germans can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says: "In Russia, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a brain out of a woman, put it in another woman, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks.

The Australian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind us, we just took a woman with no brains at all from Wales, we made her Prime Minister of Australia, and in only 12 months, half of the country is looking for work.