I had decided to take a swim at a beach recently, and had changed into my Tony Abbots, only to hear the shark alarm go off. I thought, well its too late now, so then it went off a second time and the voice on the loudspeaker said something like "If you choose to swim, you do so at your own risk."

So, I thought, "Your offer is acceptable to me." and went in. Some bloke in a rubber ducky buzzed around the breakers while another fellow on a jetski went back and forth in front of me. He said something about a helicopter to me but the rest was hard to hear with all the breaker and jetski noise. I gathered that he didn't want me in the water. At the other end of the beach the surfers didn't seem to care.

Another example I suppose of a false representation made to the public. You are told you can choose to swim, but if you try it, the "man" doesn't want you to do it. Every time somebody gets bitten by a shark, nervous nongs start to see sharks in every wave. As they say, it's always the one they don't warn you about which gets you.